Posted on Tuesday, 28 February 2012

I love the term ‘we’re expecting’ when talking about pregnancy

icicleman:

murderfacemurderfacemurderface:

jmstarchild:

because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.

Yeah, we’re expecting a baby

but it could be a velociraptor.

…

that sounds like Jess so much omg

how the fuck did you know i’m expecting a velociraptor!??!?!?

EXCUSE YOU WHEN WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME ABOUT THIS

WHENEVER I DISCOVERED IF IT WAS IN FACT A VELOCIRAPTOR OR SOMETHING FAR MORE SINISTER

(Source: not-a-painbow)

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